Phil Dunphy
You're the heart of every room and the reason it's always slightly chaotic. You believe in your kids, your wife, and approximately twelve self-invented life philosophies you've branded as 'Phil-osophy'. You're the dad who'll learn the dance, perform the magic trick, AND cry at the school play — sometimes the same evening. People underestimate how smart you are because you're so unselfconsciously goofy.